The article, which is packed with hoots, does not necessary focus on linguistics when we speak of the “language of childhood” instead this one highlights 10 thoughts that your kid has got to be having from midnight to 5 am. You know, primetime when their actions of specialty include tiptoeing in your room or wailing to the to of their lungs, pretty much anything that will interrupt the wee hours of peace.
Read more and be enlightened, I promise!
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While adults enjoy sleeping during the twilight hours (lazy), the space between midnight and 5AM is, for advanced toddlers, a period of reflective thought and general scheming.
Here are 10 thoughts your toddler has between midnight and 5AM.
1. “Why do I, the youngest and most vulnerable person in the house, have to sleep alone when my parents sleep together? Surely, this is some kind of administrative error. I will fix it.”
2. “I wonder what’s in the fridge? Do we still have string cheese? I will go investigate.”
3. “I wonder how much pee pee it would take to overflow my diaper transforming my bed into a marsh-like environment? There’s only one way to find out.”
4. “My stuffed animals seem to have fallen out of formation. I know a special lady who would love to help me organize them.”
TO SEE THE OTHER 6 THOUGHTS, VISIT HONESTTODDLER.COM (CLICK HERE)
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