Well, either way, the results of the trip manifested in the Toddler’s Ten Commandments of Traveling and they are every bit of truth.
Read through and let us know if any of these sounds like the ways of your tiny tot.
Also, be sure to share just how do you get through long road trips with your little ones? We all can use the knowledge!
We recently went on a road trip to northern Minnesota. It’s 16 hours from here to there, which makes it 16 hours from there to here. That’s a total of 32 hours in the car, with three kids under 5 (we’re currently having our heads examined).
To say it was a little crazy is like saying the Pacific Ocean is a little big. At some point, the noise levels in our truck got so loud, my husband and I had the following conversation.
Me: Sometimes I wish I knew how to do that sleeper hold. You know, the one where you pinch the neck?
1. Thou shalt ask thy parents if we are there yet, 40 million times in the first 30 seconds of the trip.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy sister’s My Little Pony until the vehicle is going 75 miles per hour in the rain surrounded by very large trucks hauling flammable fuel tanks.
3. Thou shalt ask for a drink five minutes after Mommy asks if you want a drink and you say no. After Mommy climbs back into her seat and you hear the seat belt snap, immediately ask for a drink.
4. Thou shalt wake the baby with screechy sounds seconds after the baby falls asleep. Thus starting a medley of uncontrollable noise.
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