So, to be clear, my toddler should bypass learning to build with blocks and instead opt in for a course on which teaches them to clean and load their rifle?
Read further for the full story, and to see the artistry and actual stories of the NRA fairytales written by gun advocate Amelia Hammy.
Considering the times and situations of today, versus you growing up as a child, do you think the NRA is promoting a rational decision?
Did you ever wonder what your favorite fairy tales would be like, if the young protagonists had been packing heat? Well, you’re in luck: in the National Rifle Association’s new set of reimagined childhood classics—Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns) and Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun)—kids save themselves, and the day, with firearms.
The stories are the latest—and strangest—in a long line of NRA marketing efforts, aimed at your toddler.
“Before long, they heard a rustling in the leaves, and slowly turned to see a magnificent 10-point buck drinking from a stream,” reads the NRA rewrite of Hansel and Gretel, posted on its website on March 17. The siblings have been dropped off in the woods because the family has fallen on hard times, only this time, they’re prepared. “Gretel readied her rifle and fired,” it continues. “Her training had paid off, for she was able to bring the buck down instantly with a single shot.”
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